porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
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