Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
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