Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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