I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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