Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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