So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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