I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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