i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
I need to wash the frat house off of me
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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