also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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