Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Randomize
