Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
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