I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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