Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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