so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
