people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
I just googled if crying burns calories
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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