I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
whose ass print is on the piano?
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
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