...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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