so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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