I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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