You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
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