can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
Randomize
