shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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