I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
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