ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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