Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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