I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Somewhere out there, on several phones belonging to strangers, exists a video of me rapping Baby Got Back on stage in four inch heels that I stole from the drag queen. Also I made out with the chick with the octopus tattoo.
You have the best birthdays
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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