love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
You left your phone here
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