nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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