my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
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