she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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