We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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