I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
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