Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
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