Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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