spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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