i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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