For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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