it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
Randomize
