If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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