there was a trapeze. enough said
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
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