once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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