new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
I have post one night stand depression
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