Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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