you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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