There is no way he is gay with that hair.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
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