How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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