I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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