did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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