we have officially lost it.
I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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