I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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